so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
why can’t my english teacher be your english teacher
why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
There are a few of those ‘movement series’ actually, I wouldn’t know their names but still.. Could always come in handy..
And remember: a kick to the penis doesn’t hurt. A kick to the testicles hurts, and a kick to the prostate is fucking excruciating.
A KICK TO THE PENIS DEFINITELY STILL HURTS
MAYBE NOT AS MUCH AS TO THE TESTICLES, SURE
BUT UM YEAH IF MY PENIS IS KICKED I WILL STILL BE WRITHING ON THE FLOOR
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside