consulting-violinist:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

why can’t my english teacher be your english teacher

(via bumcasta)

getitstyles:

on a scale of 1 to ‘i didn’t show up to the bridge that harry styles decorated for me’ how much do u regret a decision you’ve made in ur life?

(via bumcasta)

fishingboatproceeds:

How did this get 71,000 notes?! 

Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!

(Source: bstinsons)

whatheballs:

sherlocksmyth:

shapeyoursmile:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

There are a few of those ‘movement series’ actually, I wouldn’t know their names but still.. Could always come in handy..

And remember: a kick to the penis doesn’t hurt. A kick to the testicles hurts, and a kick to the prostate is fucking excruciating.

CORRECTION

A KICK TO THE PENIS DEFINITELY STILL HURTS

MAYBE NOT AS MUCH AS TO THE TESTICLES, SURE

BUT UM YEAH IF MY PENIS IS KICKED I WILL STILL BE WRITHING ON THE FLOOR

(Source: gegegetitout, via painpotatoes)

painpotatoes:

evilgh0st:

childhoodphobia:

Well thats scary as fuck

omg

Is no one going to talk about the Bear Gravestone in the background?

(Source: youaintnofamily)

#this is fucking depressing #you know what most normal 6th graders are proud of? #science projects and an A on their math exam or making the school’s basketball team #Dean Winchester is proud of a sawed-off shotgun that he made #ohmygod #What if he had it placed strategically on the motel kitchen table #and he just sorta sat there nonchalantly and kept an eye on the door #waiting for John to come in #and see his shot-gun #and be super proud of his son #and ruffle his hair #and tell him good job #that’s what little Dean expects and hopes for #but John comes in #and he doesn’t smell so good and his words aren’t coming out right #and he just glares at Dean and tells him to go to bed #and Dean knows his dad has been drinking that gross amber looking stuff again #so he nods and says a quiet #’Yes sir’ #and grabs his shotgun and tucks it under his bed and tucks Sammy in #and remembers that it’s not his job to invent guns and it’s not his Dad’s responsibility to ruffle his head and tell him he’s a good boy #He crawls under the covers and mutters to himself #’Good job Dean’ (via professortennant)

(Source: mr-fassbennder, via gallifraye)

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lolsofunny:

robertdowneyjrsbitch:

Robert Downey Jr. being so perfect it hurts.

he’s referring to me of course

(lol here!)

(Source: robertdowneyj)

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via bumcasta)

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(Source: renlysmargaery, via ruinedchildhood)

sometimesbrilliant:

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

(via ruinedchildhood)

thecouscousqueen:

she’s right

(Source: doitsustuck, via just-another-crazy-directioner)